Ok so first you’re going to need a lot of money. You’re going to want to have a monopoly on global food production and distribution networks, so use some of that money for that.
You’ll also need to design and manufacture about a trillion nanobots, each no larger than a Micrometer.
Once you’ve designed your nanobots and have started manufacturing, you’ll want to ensure you have a reliable way to communicate with them.
Practically speaking, WiFi is the move here, as it's a fairly ubiquitous form of electromagnetism and easy to piggy-back off of (assuming you’re also good at standard network infiltration and have a solid understanding of how RF works), as this will make activating the dormant nanobots pretty rudimentary – assuming of course that you design them with electromagnetic receptors in mind.
Now that you’ve got your nanobots, you’re going to want to start thinking about a plan for widespread dissemination (this is why the food monopoly helps).
Don’t get caught doing this next part, but just incorporate the nanobots into as many
packaged foods as possible (their packaging too), so that after they’re consumed or discarded, or sitting on the shelf for a while – degrading or decomposing – the nanobots will kind of just start to flake off and become airborne, literal sleeper cells, floating around with the dust and the spores.
Naturally these too will break down over time, eventually becoming nonfunctional, but a steady stream of nanobot-laden foodstuffs everywhere there’s people should be enough to keep ambient air numbers where they need to be.
So now that your nanobots are floating around basically everywhere, you’re going to want to have a quantum network at your disposal for doing the teleporting.
Here, obviously, a strong working knowledge of quantum teleportation is essential, and you’ll absolutely need a dedicated space for this, both to house your quantum system and to serve as a reassembly destination for your targets.
At this point I should say that your specific implementation of nanobot driven quantum teleportation is truly a matter of taste and a real opportunity for elegance and panache. So, at the risk of droning on about all the ways this could be executed, allow me to simply share my own personal preferences here by way of example.
Let’s say you’ve identified and geolocated your target. It’s time to wake up some nanobots.
While the specific frequencies on which you choose to activate your nanobots are completely up to you, a practical design approach warrants tuning them to the RF frequencies most commonly supported by standard WiFi router hardware, and then designing the bots for more sophisticated signal recognition and code execution.
Likewise, they should be able to harvest energy from ambient electromagnetic fields (mostly WiFi), in order to power their molecular assembly processes. In other words, you should design them to have high-efficiency mechanisms for converting electromagnetic energy into the mechanical energy required for molecular manipulation.
Various approaches could work synchronously here alongside basic quantum encryption to provide signal activation redundancy and failover, namely: harmonic resonance (so that they respond to the harmonic frequencies of standard WiFi bands, which would be less likely to interfere with normal WiFi traffic); signal modulation: (so that the activation signal can be made distinct from normal traffic); and spread spectrum topology (to diffuse the signal across a range of frequencies, reducing the chance of interference and detection).
Now that you’ve activated an array of your nanobots, flashing them with any necessary firmware updates or pertinent scripts, they’ll get to work instantly, assembling atoms and molecules from the surrounding environment, breaking and forming their bonds, which to you or I might look sort of like a crackling effervescence of tiny welder’s sparks, a rapidly crystallizing, gravity-defying 3D printed shape about the size of a gel cap that quickly melts into a roiling non-Newtonian ferrofluid state.
It goes without saying that to be successful here you’ll need the target to ingest this hovering gelcap, which is why I use ferrofluid, as it can easily be manipulated by the nanobots (assuming they’re designed with microscale electromagnetic field generators in mind). In other words, you’ll need a way to distract, hypnotize, paralyze, or otherwise incapacitate the target in order to prepare an opening in the mouth cavity into which the gelcap can navigate.
At this point, mine start emitting synthetic olfactory compounds that tap into deep-seated evolutionary preferences strong enough to induce a kind of sudden, inescapable hunger of primordial veracity (smells really nice).
I use a combination of vibration induction and magnetic field manipulation – accompanied by alpha brainwave stimulation and reinforced with Theta-wave engagement – to contort the ferrofluids into distinctive patterns and shapes that, along with the infrasonic resonance, will essentially paralyze the subject into a trance-like state, allowing the gelcap to slip into the target’s mouth cavity sans protest.
This coordinated effort will all but guarantee successful insertion if implemented correctly (usually within 10-30 seconds), provided you’re also able to induce an autonomic swallowing reflex by directly stimulating the target’s swallowing center in the medulla oblongata. This is a very specific area of the medulla oblongata so you'll want to be precise.
(I should say that this particular methodology for gelcap ingestion has yet to register a single unsuccessful ingestion event at the time of this post).
Now, at this point, while it’s not necessary, neurochemical induction is a humane touch, as flooding the target’s brain with dopamine and a cocktail of endogenous opioids will make these final moments feel pretty cool for them.
A lossless approach to quantum teleportation would demand here that the nanobots replicate to the extent that there is one nanobot for every particle in the target’s body, so that they might synchronously record the quantum state of every particle at the same moment, thereby preserving the entanglement necessary for accurate teleportation.
However I encourage you to do the math on that one; it’s pretty insane, considering there are probably between 5 and 15 octillion particles in a given body (that’s a lot of nanobots to replicate). So yes, data compression, at least for now, is an unfortunate reality (and one that is not without consequences).
And so this is the basis for a lossy approach to quantum teleportation, where the target number of nanobots is equal to the minimum number required for successful entanglement preservation.
The human body contains many repetitive structures at the molecular and cellular levels, so by identifying and encoding these repetitive patterns, the amount of data required for quantum teleportation can be significantly reduced. Rather than pair up with every single particle, the nanobots really just need to target specific types of cells, molecules, or atomic structures – the ones critical for reconstructing the physical form and consciousness (like how certain kinds of video compression focus on key frames and changes between frames, rather than encoding every single pixel in every frame).
Now let me address the question I’m sure many of you are already thinking as we move into the nanobot self-replication phase: since it can be safely assumed that an insignificant number of nanobots will already be floating around inside the target’s body (through sheer consumption of nanobot-laden foodstuffs).
You might be asking yourself: why go through the trouble of constructing the floating crystalline structure that turns into a warbling ferrofluid gelcap where you have to hypnotize the target into consuming it, just to kick off a self-replication phase when there are plenty of nanobots inside the body already.
And the answer is very simple: there aren’t really “plenty of them” inside the body, in the sense that this has to happen very fast and you really need to ensure you can administer a highly concentrated dose if you want your teleportation to be successful. But a better answer might also be: because that would be very boring and get you zero style points.
So for example, me personally, I like to use the changing pH readings from the gelcap reacting to the target’s stomach acid as the threshold to initiate self-replication. The basic idea here is that the nanobots come programmed with synthetic genetic sequences. This synthetic genetic material doesn't carry genetic information for biological organisms (in this instance) but rather, instructions for the nanobots' own assembly and replication.
Once this process starts, the bots begin harvesting organic molecules like nucleotides and amino acids from nearby tissue. This is totally painless to the target individual, as the harvesting and assembling processes are cellular and molecular, which typically don't register as sensations that the nervous system can detect.
The harvested materials are then used to start constructing new nanobot components in accordance with the instructions in their synthetic genetic code. Each nanobot functions like a miniature factory, assembling new nanobot components piece by piece; the components can then self-assemble into complete nanobots (similar to how proteins fold into their functional forms) before being released into the stomach to integrate into the digestive tract lining or enter the bloodstream, the superhighway to everywhere else in the body.
Consider that each nanobot or group of nanobots should be assigned to a specific region or type of biological structure. For example, some should focus on neural tissue to capture the quantum state of neurons, while others need to target muscular or osseous structures.
Again, for the transmission of quantum information to be successful, you have to record every necessary quantum state at the exact same moment, otherwise it won't entangle correctly. This is honestly the hardest part, and why I believe that quantum data compression algorithms are a must, at least for the foreseeable future; so definitely have those ready to go.
And if you don’t take error correction seriously at this point you should just quit, because you’re going to need robust quantum error correction mechanisms from this point onward or it's simply not going to work out for you.
But basically once the swarm of nanobots has finished replicating, moved into position and assigned its respective particles, you should be ready to record your quantum snapshot and transmit the data packet, remembering of course to record properties like spin, position, momentum, and entanglement relations (to name a few).
Snap your snapshot. You will know immediately if this worked or not.
At the reassembly destination, your quantum system should be prepared to receive the incoming packet. In a nutshell, upon recording, the mapped quantum states will become entangled with their corresponding particles at the reassembly destination and then transmitted over the quantum network instantaneously.
How you design your reassembly area is up to you, but I strongly recommend you do it in an enclosed environment (we use glass cases filled with a special agar) otherwise, until you get this part right, you’re going to be cleaning your facility a lot.
The set of particles inside the reassembly chamber is arranged in a way that mirrors the configuration of the individual’s particles at the source, and placed into a specific quantum state that makes them receptive to entanglement (by bringing them into a superposition state and aligning their quantum properties to match the expected incoming data).
Once the teleported quantum information is decompressed, it is received by an an array of nanobots inside the agar, which reconstruct the individual in the blink of an eye, rearranging the element-rich agar to that of the the target’s original quantum states, reassembling them atom by atom, resulting in a perfect reconstruction of every strand of DNA, every protein, every cellular component, function – resumed and restored – every metabolic process, every neural function, the complete integrity of every cellular membrane and organelle – replicated precisely, every electrical and chemical state, every self regulatory process; almost every brain structure, almost every neural network...
Basically just not their memory, or at least most of it. Same personality, same consciousness, just a different (cooler) backstory.
Again, this isn’t to suggest that you have to do it this way; memory can totally be recorded and transmitted theoretically (you’ll have to ditch a lot of other stuff to make it work so good luck with that). But for me, in terms of considering what kind of data loss is acceptable (not mission critical), disregarding a target’s memory is a real no-brainer if the goal is minimal packet size.
Only through an ultra high speed camera might we actually capture a time lapse of this blistering molecular 3D print event – and that’s kind of the point.
The speed at which you need to do this is really just a biological necessity if the reassembly target is to survive, as you’ll need to prevent cell death to ensure continuity of all biological processes and keep your entanglement quotient above its threshold.
Aim for sub-one seconds here. It’s impossible to overstate that the reconstruction needs to be fairly instantaneous and simultaneous across all cells to maintain the integrity of organ systems and prevent cascading failures.
But if you did it the way I do it, you should now be staring through the glass of your reassembly chamber at a naked and blissed out human suspended in agar like it's perfectly molded foam packaging.
So that’s pretty much it and I hope this was a helpful overview of just one way you can use quantum teleportation.
The only other consideration worth noting here is probably the reality of the no-cloning theorem, wherein the original quantum state of the individual can’t exist simultaneously in two places, and so the process of transferring the quantum state information effectively results in the destruction of the original state — but it’s not murder.
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